LOAFED BAKERY CO. FRESH SINCE 2021

Stay loafed.

Loaf sat down in 2021 and never got up. Rugs, crashes, bull runs. The market moves. Loaf doesn't.

Buy $LOAFED on pump.fun
CAFresh batch drops at launch

A loaf that never moves

Loaf isn't holding because he believes in anything. He's holding because selling would mean standing up, and Loaf does not stand up.

He sat down in 2021 somewhere warm and stayed there through every crash, every rug and every pump. Paws tucked. Eyes shut. Completely unbothered. $LOAFED is for everyone who wishes they could be that calm about their portfolio.

Ingredients: one orange cat, a sunny windowsill, zero urgency, a small amount of purring. Contains: naps. May contain traces of diamond paws.

Loaf Facts

Serving size: 1 loaf
Servings per timeline: unlimited
Movement0g
Ticker$LOAFED
ChainSolana
Days since last movement—
Comfort100%
Urgency0%
Paper paws0g

Not a significant source of anything except naps. Percent daily values are based on a cat that has not moved since 2021.

Baking instructions

  1. Proof the dough

    $LOAFED launches on pump.fun and starts rising on the bonding curve.

  2. Into the oven

    The bonding curve fills up. It gets warm. Loaf approves of warm.

  3. Out of the oven

    Graduation to PumpSwap. Fresh loaf, still steaming.

  4. Serve everywhere

    A loaf on every timeline. Loaf sleeps through all of it.

How to pick up a loaf

Takes about five minutes. Loaf would take longer, but Loaf isn't doing this.

  1. 1
    Get a Solana wallet. Download Phantom or Solflare and keep your recovery phrase somewhere safe.
  2. 2
    Add some SOL. Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet address.
  3. 3
    Find $LOAFED on pump.fun. Use the buy button at the top, or paste the contract address into pump.fun's search.
  4. 4
    Swap and get comfortable. Connect your wallet, pick an amount, and confirm. You're loafed now.

Loaf of the day

#LoafCheck

  • Post your cat in loaf position with #LoafCheck. The best one gets featured every day.
  • Asked if you're selling? The answer is "nah, I'm loafed."
  • Chart dipping? Reply with a photo of a cat doing nothing.

Valid on all cats. No expiry. Loaf will not be checking.

Copied. One fresh loaf, coming up.